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[popparazzi]

YO~

Hughes here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you!

Oh, and would you like to see my darling Elicia~ and beautiful Gracia~?

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[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

Lieutenant Hawkeye? What makes you think I'd be dating her?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

Don't give me that, buddy.

This is me you're talking to, remember?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

I know... which is why I asked.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

Exactly!

So, what did you two do~?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

Absolutely nothing. Answer the question.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

Well, I don't know, Roy, I need to know what happened on this supposed hypothetical first date in order to give you advice on this hypothetical second.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

Actually, the question I was referring to at present is the one about why it is that you seem to think I'd be dating my Lieutenant.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

Who else would you be dating?

Well, let me rephrase that. Who else would you be dating seriously enough for a second date?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

[An exasperated sigh and a muffled thunk of his head against a table]

Oh, gee, I don't know... maybe a girl I met around the city?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

[Yeah, this? Is Hughes laughing at you.]

[Loudly.]

[And a few minutes later, he's still laughing.]

[Something must have really amused him.]

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

Oh, come on!

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

[Still laughing, but he does manage to get out a:]

What?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

Why is it so hard to believe that I might actually be dating somebody who isn't my direct subordinate?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

I don't know, because it's you?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

That's not an answer.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

Sure it is!

Besides, you were betting on her at the date auction remember? Was even trying to keep other guys from "winning" her.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

[...]

[. . .]

[. . .]

[There is no way at all that he can argue that.]

So assuming this hypothetical first date happened, what would you recommend for a hypothetical second?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

Well, what happened on this hypothetical first date?

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

Well, um... just remember, this is purely hypothetically speaking, but... nothing, really.

We stayed in and let the dogs play while she mocked my inability to carve a bird, but it wasn't my fault because she was really distracting.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

Sounds like a fun hypothetical date.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

It was... Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[popparazzi]

Leave it to you to have an unconventional hypothetical first date.

[Kapital P. R. I. V. A. T. E.]

[ignitethesky]

It really was kind of unconventional, now that I think about it...