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YO~

Hughes here! Leave a message and I'll get back to you!

Oh, and would you like to see my darling Elicia~ and beautiful Gracia~?

...huh?

What?

I do know how to budget! That's why I dropped out.

And that's how I kept going!

So, tell me, Roy, what kind of things does the Lieutenant like?

Dogs. Guns. ...not paperwork.

I meant as a night out. As much as I'd enjoy it, I don't think I could fill the entire time with pictures!

Wait... what are you talking about?

The auction that you backed out of? Who do you think won it, Roy?

How would I know? I left, remember?

Well, anyway, I have a lovely date with the darling First Lieutenant Hawkeye and now you need to give me some ideas!

[A nice pregnant pause as that sinks in.]

. . . she's going to kill me.